1.Buy one of these (Note the different formats and pick whatever is cheapest.)
2.Scrape off the cover completely so it is only a white and slightly rough but still strong surface.
3.Rip out the foreword and end notes so you're only left with the section from the page that says, "Tao Te Ching" and to the page called "81"
4.Read it with a friend or enemy or someone you never met before and discuss it.
5.Post what happened here.
For best results, repeat this more than once.